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Monday, October 10, 2011

3 WHAT IS A 'G-SPOT' ?




 A G-spot is a patch of erectile tissue/sponge that can be felt through the front wall of the vagina - an area which when stimulated can lead to high levels of sexual arousal and powerful orgasms. It was named after German gynecologist named Ernst Gräfenberg.

"For much of the past millennium, great explorers such as Sir John Franklin and John Cabot searched for the elusive, mysterious North-West Passage linking the Pacific and Atlantic oceans.
Man's search for women's Gspot has been much the same. It has continued for generations and has almost always ended in disaster and emotional frostbite." - Dailymail sketchwriter Quentin Letts




The term "G-Spot" was coined by Addiego et al. in 1981, after the German gynecologist Ernst Gräfenberg, even though his 1940s research was dedicated to urethral stimulation and not internal vaginal wall stimulation. The concept entered popular culture after the publication of The G Spot and Other Recent Discoveries About Human Sexuality by Ladas et al. in 1982, but it was criticized immediately by leading gynecologists. They denied its existence as it is not easily found if not aroused and autopsy studies missed this. After the G-Spot was demonstrated for their observation they changed their minds. It turns out that stimulation of the G-spot produces a very powerful kind of female orgasm; and in some women, it even produces female ejaculation, colloquially known as "squirting." 

An anonymous questionnaire was distributed to 2350 professional women in the United States and Canada with a subsequent 55% return rate. Of these respondents, 40% reported having a fluid release (ejaculation) at the moment of orgasm. Further, 82% of the women who reported the sensitive area (Gräfenberg Spot) also reported ejaculation with their orgasms. A number of variables were associated with this perceived existence of female ejaculation.

While not disputing vaginal responsiveness to stimulation, gynecologists and doctors continue to be skeptical of the existence of a distinct anatomical feature in the G-Spot rub zone.


The Gräfenberg Spot, is a bean-shaped area of the vagina. Many women report that it is an erogenous zone which, when stimulated, can lead to strong sexual arousal, powerful orgasms and female ejaculation. The Gräfenberg Spot is typically located one to three inches (2.5 to 7.6 cm) up the front (anterior) vaginal wall between the vaginal opening and the urethra and is a sensitive area that may be part of the female prostate.

Although the G-Spot has been studied since the 1940s, disagreement persists over its existence as a distinct structure, definition and location. A 2009 British study concluded that its existence is unproven and subjective, based on questionnaires and personal experience. It is also hypothesized that the G-Spot is an extension of the clitoris and that this is the cause of vaginal orgasms. Other studies, using ultrasound, have found physiological evidence of the G-Spot in women who report having orgasms during intercourse.


At the same time, the G-spot is commonly derided as perpetuating the myth ensconced by Sigmund Freud -- namely, that the clitoral orgasm is a "lesser" form of climax than the vaginal orgasm, which requires penile penetration. As Ian Kerner summarizes, "In Freud's view, there were no two ways about it: If a woman couldn't be satisfied by penetrative sex, something must be wrong with her."
The G-spot's existence is still debated, and whether it's fact or fiction depends on whom you ask:

"The G-spot exists," says Seth Prosterman. "It's a source of powerful orgasm for a percentage of women."

"I don't think the G-spot exists," says Ira Sharlip. "As urologists, we operate in that area [where the G-spot should be] and there just isn't anything there -- there's no anatomical structure that's there."
Prosterman and others point out the importance of thinking of the G-spot in context -- that it may be an extension of the clitoral anatomy, which extends back into the vaginal canal. Kerner writes that the G-spot may be "nothing more than the roots of the clitoris crisscrossing the urethral sponge."
Helen O'Connell, MD, head of the neurourology and continence unit at the Royal Melbourne Hospital Department of Urology in Australia, says, "The G-spot has a lot in common with Freud's idea of vaginal orgasms. It is a sexual concept, this time anatomical, that results in confusion and has resulted in the misconception that female sexuality is extremely complex."


Locating the G-spot
The G-spot location is different for each woman and is easiest to locate when a woman is sexually aroused - so don't skip the foreplay!  It has been said the best way to find the G-spot is with the finger(s) instead of the penis.

To locate and master the woman's G-spot, face your partner while she is lying on her back and insert your index or long middle finger into her vagina as far as it will easily go. Then bend it up toward yourself in a "come hither" motion, sliding your fingertip along the top of the vagina until you find an area that is rougher than the rest of that vaginal wall. (Make sure you have your fingernails clipped short and buffed before you do this -- sharp fingernails will definitely spoil the effort.) This rough or slightly ridged area is the "G-spot," and touching it will often cause a woman to react with surprise or pleasure.


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In the end, whether this debated locus of pleasure is fact or fiction may not matter that much. O'Connell, who is also co-author of a 2005 Journal of Urology study on the anatomy of the clitoris, says that focusing on the G-spot to the exclusion of the rest of a woman's body is "a bit like stimulating a guy's testicles without touching the penis and expecting an orgasm to occur just because love is present." She says focusing on the inside of the vagina to the exclusion of the clitoris is "unlikely to bring about orgasm. It is best to think of the clitoris, urethra, and vagina as one unit because they are intimately related."

Sexual psychologists are concerned that women may consider themselves to be dysfunctional if they cannot find their G-Spot. Women have undergone a plastic surgery procedure called G-Spot amplification to enhance its sensitivity.


So, what about you?  Do you have a G-spot and if so.. where is it located?  Don't be shy. Let us know so we can solve this dilemna once and for all!





Source(s):  wikipedia, ca.askmen.com, webmd.com

Sunday, September 25, 2011

11 WHO INVENTED THE 'DILDO'?



Historians can’t put a finger on the ingenious and possibly horny person who invented the dildo...

.. since dildos have been discovered all over the world at different periods in history in different forms and materials!

But it has been said that the popularity of them is probably owed to the Greek port city of Miletus. Miletan dealers traded olisbos (classical term for dildo - mostly made out of stone, wood or padded leather), a hot commodity for lonely women, around the Mediterranean.  When a Greek man left his woman for a long period of time, to perhaps go off to war, he would present her with an olisbos.

Dildos have been around for a very long time. Come to think of it, sex has been around for an even longer time, so it was just a matter of time before someone invented this fine object!

First of all, the etymology of the word dildo is unclear. The Oxford English Dictionary (OED) describes the word as being of "obscure origin". One theory is that it originally referred to the phallus-shaped peg used to lock an oar in position on a dory (small boat). It would be inserted into a hole on the side of the boat, and is very similar in shape to the modern toy. It is possible that the sex toy takes its name from this sailing tool, which also lends its name to the town of Dildo and the nearby Dildo Island in Newfoundland, Canada. 
Which by the way, actually originated from the late nineteenth century sex-toy boom. The fine art of dildo carving was brought to Newfoundland by visiting Nordic housewives, who had crossed the cold Atlantic to collect their husbands from the pub. For almost a hundred years thereafter, the resourceful women of Dildo created the finest recreational phalluses in the world out of leftover bits of old whales. This may be the reason why present day inhabitants of Dildo are adamantly opposed to changing the town's moniker. As one local inhabitant puts it: "If it was good enough for our forefathers, it's good enough for us."

Others suggest in Renaissance Italy, the dildo was known as a 'diletto', from the Italian word for 'delight'. Lacking Astroglide, they had to make do with olive oil for lubricant, which became known as 'dilettante'.

According to the OED, the word's first appearance in English was in Thomas Nashe's Choise of Valentines or the Merie Ballad of Nash his Dildo (c. 1593). The word also appears in Ben Jonson's 1610 play, The Alchemist. William Shakespeare used the term once in The Winter's Tale, believed to be from 1610 or 1611, but not printed until the First Folio of 1623.

The phrase "Dil Doul", referring to a man's penis, appears in the 17th century folk ballad "The Maids Complaint for want of a Dil Doul".  The song was among the many in the library of Samuel Pepys.


In some modern languages, the names for dildo can be more descriptive, creative or subtle—note, for instance, the Russian Фаллоимитатор ("phallic imitator"), the Hindi darshildo, the Spanish consolador ("consoler"), and the Welsh cala goeg ("fake penis").



Anyways, Back To The Invention Of The Dildo....


History


Dildos in one form or another have been present in society throughout history. Artifacts from the Upper Paleolithic (Old Stone Age, 40,000 - 10,000 B.C.), which have previously been described as batons were most likely used for sexual purposes. However, there appears to be hesitation on the part of archaeologists to label these items as sex toys: as archaeologist Timothy Taylor put it:




"Looking at the size, shape, and—some cases—explicit symbolism of the ice age batons, it seems disingenuous to avoid the most obvious and straightforward interpretation. But it has been avoided."

The earliest documented reference is in a Greek play from the third century BC called Olisbos!, a musical comedy about a young orphan who is adopted and taught to make phalluses out of leather, wood, and stone by an old puppeteer named Gepetto.

It was widely believed, during the the mid-1800s, in Victorian society, that the source of all feminine psychological ailments was a 'heavy uterus', giving rise to a condition known as 'hysteria', which could only be cured by inducing a 'paroxysm'…an orgasm. In fact, if a woman reported symptoms of restlessness, anxiety, or excessive vaginal lubrication she was sent to the physician, who would administer a vigorous massage to her genital region. The vibrator was invented to augment this technique and get the job done much faster, enabling the doctor to attend to that many more 'patients'.



20-cm phallus found
near Ulm Germany
The world's oldest known dildo is a siltstone phallus from the Upper Palaeolithic period, discovered in 2005.   The roughly 20cm-long, 3cm-wide stone object, which is dated to be about 28,000 years old, was buried in the famous Hohle Fels Cave near Ulm Germany in the Swabian Jura.

Researchers believe the object's distinctive form and etched rings around one end mean there can be little doubt as to its symbolic nature.

There are other stone objects known to science that are obviously phallic symbols and are slightly older - from France and Morocco, of particular note. But to have any representation of male genitalia from this time period is highly unusual.



(Image: J. Liptak)
The prehistoric "tool" was reassembled from 14 fragments of siltstone.

Its life size suggests it may well have been used as a sex aid by its Ice Age makers, scientists report.

It's highly polished and clearly recognisable.


Current evidence indicates that the Swabian Jura of southwestern Germany was one of the central regions of cultural innovation after the arrival of modern humans in Europe some 40,000 years ago.


A More Recent, Possible Dildo Discovered..

In July 2010, an excavation in Sweden turned up an object that bears the unmistakable look of a penis carved out of antler bone. Though scientists can't be sure exactly what this tool was used for, it's hard not to leap to conclusions.
A phallic carving out of antler bone dating from
 the Stone Age, discovered recently in Sweden.
CREDIT: Peter Zetterlund, Swedish National Heritage Board
The carved bone was unearthed at a Mesolithic site in Motala, Sweden, that is rich with ancient artifacts from between 4,000 to 6,000 B.C. The area's unique features may have allowed bone artifacts, which usually get destroyed over the millennia, to survive.

The resemblance is uncanny.
"Without doubt anyone alive at the time of its making would have seen the penile similarities just as easily as we do today," wrote Swedish archaeologist Martin Rundkvist on his blog, Aardvarchaeology.

The dildo-like object is about 4 inches (10.5 cm) long and 0.8 inches (2 cm) in diameter.




Boy, have we come a long way since then....

The first dildos were made of stone, tar, wood and other materials that could be shaped as penises and that were firm enough to be used as penetrative sex toys. Chinese women in the 15th century used dildos made of lacquered wood with textured surfaces.

In 1966, Ted Marche pioneered the manufacturing and distributing of rubber dildos and other sex toys.

With the invention of modern materials, there appeared the possibility of making dildos of different shapes, sizes, colors and textures.  Now you can have your choice of a strap-on dildo, double-ended dildo, glass dildo, a vibrating dildo... or just a good old plain dildo.

Speaking of Dildos....

Do You Know What THIS Dildo Contraption Was Used For?

Photo credit


What you see before you is an ancient Chinese dildo saddle. Apparently it was a torture device strapped to a horse, much like a real saddle, and the person being tortured and/or punished, usually a woman, sits on top...naked.
The person is then paraded around town and thrown rocks at, all while being pleasured tortured by the saddle dildo.

The front of the saddle has a loop where her hands would be chained to keep her from escaping.

And no, lubricants were not used.     Ouch!





The possession and sale of dildos is illegal in some jurisdictions, including India.






Source(s):  wikipediatheregister.co.uk, cassking.com, news.bbc.co.uk/, livescience.com, Aardvarchaeology

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

0 WHICH STATE(S) IN THE USA HAVE THE GUYS WITH THE LARGEST PENIS SIZE?



New Orleans
with Washington, D.C.
following close behind!


America's first condom store, Condomania (Condomania.com), has just unlocked its huge database of penis sizes and released these unique rankings of the 50 states and the 20 most populated U.S. cities by average penis size. After 20 years in business, Condomania knows perhaps more than anyone else about the nation's penises.


LOS ANGELES, March 3rd, 2010 - New Orleans now has another reason to call itself "The Big Easy." The home of the 2010 Super Bowl champs has taken the top spot in Condomania's ranking of U.S. cities by penis size!

And the men of Washington D.C. apparently are more than just big talk, big egos, and big promises. The Beltway boys claimed a close second place for the biggest average penis size in the nation.

As for the "biggest" state in the Union? While New Hampshire may be one of the smallest states, it's not so small when it comes to penis size, topping Condomania’s state by state comparison.

Read on...

Monday, September 12, 2011

55 WHAT IS THE AVERAGE PENIS SIZE?



The average penis size is between five and six inches, (12.7cm - 15.2cm). That's for an erect penis.

The consensus on typical circumference is 4.85 inches (12.3 cm), requiring a diameter of roughly 1.54 inches (3.9 cm), when fully erect.

In 2007, Dr Kevan Wylie from the Porterbrook Clinic and Royal Hallamshire Hospital in Sheffield and Ian Eardley from St James’ Hospital in Leeds worked together to study the collective findings of more than 50 international research projects into penis size and small penis syndrome carried out since 1942. Their findings were then published in the British Journal of Urology.
By drawing together the results of 12 studies that measured the penises of 11,531 men, they discovered that average erect penises ranged from 14-16cms (5.5 to 6.2 inches) in length and 12-13cm (4.7 to 5.1 inches) in girth.

So, according to the scientific research, the average size of an erect penis is between 5.5 and 6.2 inches long - and given that some of those surveys may have been compromised by self-reporting and self measuring, it's probably safe to assume that the average penis is between five and six inches long.



Other Scientific Studies...
Other scientific studies have been performed on the erect length of the adult penis. Studies which have relied on self-measurement, including those from Internet surveys, consistently reported a higher average length than those which used medical or scientific methods to obtain measurements.

The following staff-measured studies are each composed of different subgroups of the human population (i.e. specific age range and/or race; selection of those with sexual medical concerns or self-selection) which could cause a sample bias.



  • A study published in the December 2000 International Journal of Impotence Research found that average erect penis length in 50 Jewish Caucasian males was 13.6 cm (5.35 in) (measured by staff). Quote: "The aim of this prospective study was to identify clinical and engineering parameters of the flaccid penis for prediction of penile size during erection." Erection was pharmacologically induced in 50 Jewish Caucasian patients who had been evaluated for erectile dysfunction (average age 47±14y). Patients with penis abnormalities or whose ED could be attributed to more than one psychological origin were omitted from the study.
  •  A study conducted by LifeStyles Condoms found an average of 14.9 cm (5.9 in) with a standard deviation of 2.1 cm (0.8 in) (measured by staff). The purpose of this study was to ensure properly sized condoms were available.
  •  A review published in the 2007 issue of BJU International showed the average erect penis length to be 14–16 cm (5.5–6.3 in) and girth to be 12–13 cm (4.7–5.1 in). The paper compared results of twelve studies conducted on different populations in several countries.
  •  An Italian study of about 3,300 Italian men concluded that stretched length was measured on average to about 5 inches (13 cm). In addition, a correlation between weight and height and penis length was also found. However this was done only on 500 men with a small correlation value.

The Penis Size Worldwide (country)







Source(s):  wikipedia, averagepenissize.co.uk,

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

0 WHAT IS A 'SMOTHERING BOX'?

An artists rendition of a Smotherbox in two differing style. The top image depicting a more traditional style of the smotherbox (including a leather comfort strip for the bottom), while the lower image depicting a custom smotherbox which is made in a baroque style.

A Smothering Box is a special furniture used to give oral pleasure.



Also called a "queening stool" or "smotherbox".

A queening stool is a low seat which fits over the submissive's face and contains an opening to allow oral-genital and/or oral-anal stimulation of the domme while seated. In modern BDSM vernacular, the queening stool allows open access to the crotch while seated. The position allows the pelvic floor muscles (PFM) to relax and therefore partly exposing the labia minora to intimate touch. The gluteus maximus, levator ani and puborectalis or sphincter recti muscles, the major muscles of the crotch, can relax and sag allowing easy access to the vagina and anus. The queening stool is also related to a "smotherbox," which also allows the person under the seat to be locked in place, restrained by the neck as in a set of stocks.

A Smotherbox in use
A smotherbox (or smothering box) has two openings. One is in a vertical side of the box for the neck of the person who has their head inside the smotherbox. The other is in the top of the box to expose their face. The inside of a smotherbox is often padded to provide support for their neck and prevent their head from moving. The padding may also muffle noises from the outside, causing a relaxation effect and heightening their other senses.
 

A smotherbox gives a more dramatic experience. Smotherboxes are usually custom made pieces of furniture that may have a special significance for their users. They are often made out of precious woods, with leather used for the seat. Many custom smotherboxes are done in baroque style and may look very dignified.

The smotherbox is placed on a stable surface. The cover (top half of the smotherbox) is open while the submissive lies down on their back and places their head in the box. When they are in position the cover is closed. The cover can have hinges or be a separate part. Locks may be used to emphasize the submissive position or the submissive's hands may be fastened above their head to the box.








Source(s):  wikipedia

Thursday, August 25, 2011

0 CAN YOU BE 'TOO OLD' FOR SEX?



Absolutely not!

Providing that both you and your partner are in good physical health, experts say both men and women can continue to have sex to any age. That said, the aging process itself, along with many health conditions, can make having sex increasingly difficult in later years.

Half of the problem is the stigma as well as guilt surrounding older couples having sex 'at their age' - they are too old and shouldn't be doing it.  We shudder to think that the wizened and sometimes frail elderly people in our lives might actually think about sex, let alone engage in sexual activities.

The other problem is ill health which leads to medications..

It's long been well known that high blood pressure and cardiac medications can affect men's ability to achieve or maintain erections.  Antidepressants can also negatively affect libido and sexual response. 

Also, with age-related changes, women experience dryness of the vagina due to pelvic-floor muscles (that are partly responsible for drawing blood to the genitals during sexual activity), affecting vaginal lubrication and orgasm. Women may experience shorter or less powerful orgasms and may be at increased risk for urinary incontinence and uterine prolapse.  Doing Kegel exercises daily can help to strengthen the pelvic muscles.

As you get older, it may take longer for your body to respond to sexual stimulation. Even if you feel highly aroused, your natural lubrication may take time to kick in, and you may not become as wet as you used to.
However, even if intercourse is not possible, remember that physical intimacy can take many forms, and that sometimes getting older really does mean getting wiser about the many ways in which partners can bring each other pleasure. 

So, if you are good and healthy and still have the appetite for sex - age is just a number.

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

0 CAN SOMEONE BE CHANGED FROM GAY TO STRAIGHT?

No.

Even though most homosexuals live successful, happy lives, some homosexual or bisexual people may seek to change their sexual orientation through therapy, often coerced by family members or religious groups to try and do so. The reality is that homosexuality is not an illness. It does not require treatment and is not changeable.

A subject of great debate for many years, a growing number of researchers are leaning towards the idea that we all possess at least the possibility to be attracted to the same sex, and that these desires may surface or recede during different times of our life. There is also considerable evidence that sexual preferences can change over time --and that earlier attractions to one sex may be just as real as current attractions to a different sex. While some say this is just a case of being a “late bloomer” -- someone who never recognized their true sexual identity -- others believe that changes in sexual orientation can and do occur.






Some therapists who undertake so-called conversion therapy report that they have been able to change their clients' sexual orientation from homosexual to heterosexual. Close scrutiny of these reports, however show several factors that cast doubt on their claims. For example, many of these claims come from organizations with an ideological perspective that condemns homosexuality. Furthermore, their claims are poorly documented; for example, treatment outcome is not followed and reported over time, as would be the standard to test the validity of any mental health intervention.

The American Psychological Association is concerned about such therapies and their potential harm to patients. In 1997, the Association's Council of Representatives passed a resolution reaffirming psychology's opposition to homophobia in treatment and spelling out a client's right to unbiased treatment and self-determination. Any person who enters into therapy to deal with issues of sexual orientation has a right to expect that such therapy will take place in a professionally neutral environment, without any social bias.






Source(s): apa.org, webmd.com,  

Monday, August 22, 2011

0 WHAT IS 'SEX-ADDICTION'?


"I think he's cured. It's been days now and he hasn't made a pass at any of us."

Yes, there is such a thing as sex-addiction.  There are differences of opinion among sexologists as to whether the phenomenon represents an actual addiction or even a psychological/psychiatric condition at all.

Sex addiction is described as an overwhelming need for sex, the pursuit of which frequently takes precedence over all other things in life, including work and relationships. Sex addicts frequently engage in risky behaviors, including not only unprotected sex, but also seeking stimulation in dangerous situations. Behavior is usually self-justified, so most sex addicts don’t view their actions as problematic, though they frequently feel a sense of shame or guilt after indulging their addiction.

Behaviors associated with sex addiction include: Compulsive masturbation; multiple extramarital affairs; anonymous sex partners or strings of one night stands; consistent use of pornography; consistent need for phone or computer sex; continuous use of prostitutes; sexual exhibitionism (such as “flashing”); voyeurism (watching others have sex); stalking a sex partner.

Some experts believe that sexual addiction is literally an addiction, directly analogous to alcohol and drug addictions. Other experts believe that sexual addiction is actually a form of obsessive compulsive disorder and refer to it as sexual compulsivity.  Still other experts believe that sex addiction is itself a myth, a by-product of cultural and other influences.
What do you believe?


 

Source(s): wikipedia, webmd.com,

Thursday, August 18, 2011

16 WHY DO GUYS WAKE UP WITH A HARD-ON?



Call it what you want - boner, erection, stiffy, woody, morning wood, morning tent....
Men, you know you all get one, most of you anyways, and it's not usually because you are aroused so why do you men wake up with a hard-on?

Well, according to the experts: It's common for men to have erections during the night -- a phenomenon known as nocturnal penile tumescence (NPT) -- throughout their life. In fact, the penis can actually stay erect longer and be noticeably harder when a guy is asleep than when he's fully aroused and awake.

While they don't know exactly why NPT happens, we do know these erections -- a guy can have three to five a night -- are caused by electrical impulses in the brain that tend to occur during the REM (Rapid Eye Movement) stages of sleep. So, when your dude comes out of the REM cycle when he first wakes up, he may have a still have a raging boner. But it isn't necessarily synonymous with excitement. 


So women, don't get all excited thinking you're hot and all, 'cause sometimes that just isn't the case, lol.

So go ahead men!  Have your morning boner since it seems you have no control over it.  But for God's sake, just try to make sure it's in the privacy of your home or some place, where the whole world can't see it.....

It looks like this guy went camping but forgot to bring a tent. Oh wait. There’s one in his shorts




When you’re a backpacker, you sometimes don’t have a choice but to sleep in public. The biggest drawback? Your morning wood is seen by everyone in town.

I dream of BANG-KOK?





Source: Cosmopolitan
 
Pics courtesy of awkwardboners.com

Sunday, July 31, 2011

17 WHAT DOES IT MEAN TO BE 'PUSSY-WHIPPED'?




Pussy whipped is a North American expression/idiom meaning:


Submissive to or dominated by one's wife or other female partner, frequently with the connotation that this submissive behavior is for the prospect of sex:


Friend #1: "Man, that bitch sure has Jack pussy whipped! Know where he is?"

Friend #2: "Yeah, he's so afraid he won't get any tonight, he's home watching 'The Golden Globe Awards' with her instead of at the World Series with us!"

Friend #3: "Damn, what a loser."


The word can be written in other ways such as pussywhipped or pussy-whipped.  Either way, it all means the same.

Pussywhipped:
1.  When a male of the species will not do anything against his significant other's wishes for fear that she will retaliate by not performing sexual favors for him.

2.  To be rather overly obsessive about one's girl friend right up to the point that when she says "Jump", you say, "How High?", for fear that, should you displease her, you will not be getting any that night. Extreme cases of this can lead to some gut-wrenchingly naff behavioural patterns (i.e. kissing the handset when she phones you.)


Pussy-whipped:
1.  The state of being influenced so greatly by your female significant other that you a) unreasonably change the way you act around your friends, family, and others so as not to upset said significant other and b) feel that you deserve a reward for not acting in a way that would upset said significant other.


Jason refuses to go to any parties anymore because he is pussy-whipped.
2.  To have your testicles in a jar and in the possession of a female who requires you to check-in constantly to verify she still has possession. Guys night out is OUT of the question.
Jeremy Roskovensky is more pussy-whipped than any man I have ever met.
3.  The state in which a male is totally and utterly owned by his female companion. He lives in constant fear of her, despite being 300 times stronger and tougher than her and being the sole reason that bitch has food to eat and a roof over her ungrateful head. Such a pitiful man has to "check-in" every 4 minutes to make sure his woman is "okay" with him being away from her.   A total disgrace to all mankind, deserves to be sent to a concentration camp. Will follow his woman all over the planet "just because" (lacks testicles).
I think you all get the idea!




Note: 
This expression should be used only around close friends and not in front of your elders!!  If you must get the idea across to your 'close' friends who happen to be around the said elders, the most appropriate word to use with the same meaning would be -  "whipped"!
Johnny can't even go to the show with us anymore without asking his girl first.  Darn, he's so whipped!
 






Source(s):  wikipediaurbandictionary.com,  I'm North American